Sunday, April 21, 2013

Mitakihara hammer Notre Dame, 178-56

Mitakihara hammer Notre Dame, 178-56

The austerity measures recently imposed by the University of Notre Dame forced the Band of the Fighting Irish to not make the trip across the border to Mitakihara Stadium in Mitakihara, British Columbia. As a result, the Mitakihata University Marching Ultimates were forced to fill in for Notre Dame's band.
"We are a marching band of 300 strong, so we can split into two groups of 150 in the event the opposing team's band is unable to play," said majorette Courtney Stimson, an administrative law major from Scarborough, Ontario. "The branch of 150 who simulate the opposing marching band are known as 'The Fill-In DBC' and perform all the songs that are normally performed by the opposing marching band. However, the songs are slightly customized to give it that modified touch.
"Coincidentally, this was the very first time we had to do this in our history. The majorettes doing the Celtic Chant arm-swaying were moving like paralists, Generally, the Celtic Chant dance is a bit more simpler, but we like to stylize it a bit to our liking.
"Sadly, one of the Notre Dame fans said to us, and I quote, 'Thanks for bastardizing our Celtic Chant you fucking cunts!' One of the band members from the Fill-In DBC said, 'Watch your tongue before security takes you out, eh?' Soon enough, that person was escorted out of the stadium. That was just one of the things that went wrong for the Notre Dame Fighting Irish, though."
Tatsuya Kaname's Mitakihara Magi were ruthless in hammering the Notre Dame Fighting Irish, 178-56. Quarterback Leonard Gordon passed for 382 yards and five touchdowns while rushing for 465 yards and seven more scores. Middle linebacker Lemon Eyre had 14 tackles and three sacks to pace the defense.
Madoka improve to 10-0 and conclude their home campaign against USC in Magia Day 2028.

Box Score 1st 2nd 3rd 4th Final
Notre Dame  35  7  14  0  56
Mitakihara  70  42  21  45  178

Players of the Game


Leonard Gordon , QB
19-22, 382 Yds, 37 Car, 465 Yds, 12 Total TD
Notre Dame

Herb Jenkins , WR
8 Rec, 305 Yds, 3 TD

Game Statistics
Category Notre Dame Mitakihara
First Downs 24 26
Total Offense 897 1289
Rushes-YDS 53-60 80-907
Passing YDS 837 382
Turnovers 17 2
Total Yards 901 1553
T.O.P. 31:03 28:57

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