Thursday, March 13, 2014

Jane Haruna Takagi: Tarzan's civilized wife is a cruiser

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Jane Haruna Takagi: Tarzan's civilized wife is a cruiser

By Kobeni Yonomori
The Daily Magi
October 6, 2065

Mitakihara Magi cornerback Takeshi "Tarzan" Takagi has an actual wife named Jane. The former Jane Haruna Asato is the daughter of a wealthy Japanese tycoon who relocated to Surrey to invest in MetroTech, one of the largest telecommunications companies in the world, as well as start a new Japanese spirits distillery. Oh yes, and he is a monk. A very rich monk. So rich that he is no longer a monk but a dirty old middle-aged man cosplaying as a monk.

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Well, that's according to Jane, who wanted to live out on her own and find love. And that's when she met Tarzan in high school after she ended up moving in with him and Tarzan's mother, Miyu Okamoto.

"I didn't need the wealth, I wanted a normal life," Jane said via phone interview from her dorm room which she shares with Tarzan. "I fell in love with Tarzan at first sight and he told me, 'You need to go out looking like someone I can ride on.' At first I didn't know what he was thinking, until he showed me a ship called the Haruna. And I thought, maybe I can make him mine for good."

"In high school, I used to say to her, 'Me Tarzan, you Jane,' just to be funny," Tarzan said in the phone interview, being got by the balls by his wonderful wife. "Then I said, 'I want you to bring the Haruna to life.' Haruna is her Japanese first name. So it made a whole lot of sense for her to rekindle what happened over a century ago with a focus towards the new age.

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"Often she's dressed in her outfit, and she's meditating above the waves while I watch from a distance on the sand. There were times when I talked about love, about marriage, about growing up. I never got to be as spoiled as she was. She's the daughter of a tycoon, I'm the son of an idol. Our parents were influential, but she had the cash. She decided to give it to my mother so she could pay the down payment on her house and maybe buy some expensive foods that we couldn't afford before.

"It's not money that motivates Jane. It's love and a desire to live a long life and become a mother and a teacher. She's studying oceanography and wants to work as a reserve officer and perhaps tour Japan as a member of the military. But she really wants to be a teacher and do good for the common good. I tell her, you have a lot of time to think. We're only sophomores, but pick your poison wisely.

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"I adore my wife. When I'm tired from a long day of practice, I lose myself in the embrace of Jane's tender touch. She gets tire from what she has to do. It doesn't take long before dreams of exams and games and dinner parties and other events of high class society come crashing in. But if I have nothing else to, and I need sleep, her body allows me to forget that I even had a long day to begin with.

"Jane, no, Haruna wants me to start every day with a blank page to write my life story and my love story, replete with the struggles, the triumphs, the heartache, the hope, hills, valleys, sunshine and rainstorm. She implores me to balance my life the same way she wants to balance hers. For this, we are forever united, and I will be with her until the end...

"But aside from that, I'm Tarzan, and she's still Jane."

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